Orphanage Question

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a bonehead working at an orphanage who asks a crying kid about their parents. Newsflash, Einstein: orphans usually don't have parents around, hence the orphanage gig. Asking that question is a surefire way to get canned because it highlights the kid's sad situation and makes you look like a complete dolt. It's like asking a fish how it likes dry land. You probably also think the earth is flat, right?