Him jokes

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.

He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.

My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

What do you and Joe Biden have in common?

Nobody loves you or him.

I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.

Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!

How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?

Butter.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."

The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!