Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Him Jokes
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
My friend asked me why I haven’t had milk in six years.
I told him my dad never came back with it.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
