Hey jokes
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Hey! Guess what? I created a new word!
Plagiarism!
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
"Hey babe!"
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."