Harriet Tubman jokes
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.