Harriet Tubman jokes

Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!

Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.

New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”

Why were the 1800s so crazy?

Because of Hairriet Tubman.

I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?

Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.

Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.