Hey jokes

My mom said, "Hey, come over here."

I responded, "Too late, Mom!"

Hey, Alya.

"Hey Gwen, I'm back."

-Dev

"It's been so long they unblocked it!"

Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?

Person B: Let me check.

Person B: It's greenglish!

"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"

Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!

Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

Orphan: Go on then.

Me: Your family tree.

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.

And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"

I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

Hey, what do you call a beta simp?

You call me the beta simp.

Hey guys! Ello here with an update!

I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!

Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

Wife: In a detective novel.

Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?

Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"