Herring jokes
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Memes
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.