Herring jokes

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.

What did the mom say when her child came out?

"The head was so big!"

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They told her to go find the light.

What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”

He hid in her attic.

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?

The rope would catch her.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"