Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
