Herring jokes
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Memes
when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-
"I like ya cut, G."
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!