Herring jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing pin the tail on the donkey?
Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
Memes
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Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Yo mama so old.
Her first Christmas... was the first Christmas!
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.