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Daddy dick

The left side shows the sole of a Timberland boot with a white charging cable lodged in the treads. Above this image is the text, "I've been looking for this thing for WEEKS". The right side is a screen shot of a text conversation. The first message is "What do you want from Panera", then the response "Chicken Sees Her Salad". The next message is "What?", followed by "What I always get", then "Chicken Caesar Salad?", and lastly "IS THAT WHAT IT IS".

Anonymous

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

Sbeebs141

Achievement get!

The image has the text "How Did We Get Here? Have every effect applied at the same time" at the top. Below this is a list of traits, social stances, and group affiliations of a person named Foxle. Some of these are mutually exclusive, e.g., "Born male, raised female". Some of the entries are "Vegan", "Trans pride", "BLM", "ACAB", "Feminist", "LGBTQIA+", "Hates men", "Stop AAPI Hate", "Bipolar", "Gamer", "#KillAllMen", "#CancelGyms", "#Depressed", "#JusticeForAmberHeard" and "ANTIFA Supersoldier".

✨Jassy✨

YALL I FOUND MEGAMINDS MOM

A woman with a huge bouffant hairstyle is standing in a kitchen. The text above reads: "Hairstylist: Whatchu want? Her: Ever had your mind blown? Hairstylist: Say no more."

Heroin Monkey

A bedroom with a purple pillow and a pink sheet. A puddle of fluid is visible on the sheet, and a black vibrator is next to it. The text says: "I wonder what song she was singing that made her cry so much."

Heroin Monkey

The image displays a comparison of outfits for a first date. On the left, labeled "Her:" is a pink top, black shorts, white shoes and a black purse. On the right, labeled "Me:" is a black t-shirt with the text "I'M NOT A GYNECOLOGIST BUT I'LL TAKE A LOOK", yellow shorts with beer graphics and red Crocs. The word "Beer" is on the short.

DaRey1Cray

A close-up of Megamind's face, colored blue with the text: "SHE SAID HER FAVORITE COLOR WAS BLUE SO I BLUE HER UP (ARAB RIZZ)"

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

Toast ツ

Me on the way to my physical labor job knowing
there's some Asian chick sitting in her apt
wearing cat ears with a tentacle dildo shoved in
her ass making way more money than me
Cat memes
Now I'm angry and erect...

Anonymous

The image is a reaction meme. The text on top shows a conversation between two people. The first says: 'babe you mad??' The second replies: 'nah I'm good'. The first one says 'Okay'. Then the second one replies: 'See that's your problem, you don't fuckin care'. The text ends with 'Me:' and then an image of Jerry, the cartoon mouse, looking shocked with the text 'Nigga what' on the bottom.

The Unknown King of Moderation

The image shows two sides of a text message conversation between two people, with the text "No one: 11 yr old relationships:" above them.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a comparison of lingerie and a pair of underwear. The text "First night together" is at the top, followed by "Her:" and an image of a red lingerie set. The other side of the image is labeled "Me:" and shows a pair of gray briefs with a wolf face printed on them.

Anonymous

😈

A woman with dreadlocks and a colorful hat is shown in the image. The text on the image reads: "CLAIMS UNBORN BABIES ARE JUST PARASITES, WHICH GIVES MOTHERS THE RIGHT TO KILL THEM. DOESN'T REALIZE THAT MAKES HER AN OVERGROWN PARASITE."

PurplePanda

when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit

A screenshot of a comment section, where a user expresses frustration about a teacher who won't stop talking. Other users respond with crude suggestions to shut her up.

Anonymous

GF be like...

A woman with wide eyes and a big smile has the text 'Whos that bitch on your phone named MOM? I DONT LIKE HER' overlayed on the image.

GG Miller

Good luck getting her out

A photo taken from above shows a dark body of water shaped like a person with arms and legs spread, with the text "So sorry to hear about your mom's skydiving accident." above and below the image.

GG Miller

SO @JusTlivInG wanted me to do some Yo Mamma Jokes

A person is pointing at the viewer with a surprised expression and the text "YO MAMA SO DAMN FAT. I PICTURED HER IN MY HEAD & THE BITCH BROKE MY NECK." is overlayed.

DADDY your boy sus alt ;)

ky you def like her

The image shows a woman with orange curly hair and a light-colored top sticking her tongue out. She is surrounded by other people.

daz_potato

Ah yes this website is made out of the website

The image is a three-panel cartoon meme. The first panel shows a monster with multiple eyes and fangs saying, "A father has his role as the father." The second panel shows a pale woman with red marks on her face saying, "and the mother has her role as the mother." The third panel shows Buzz Lightyear with his arm extended into a phallic shape saying, "hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor."

Chunke Monke

it all makes sense now 😮😮😮

The image has the title "Cooties" followed by a definition. "Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as 'STDs.'" It then gives two examples: "Age 8: 'Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!'" and "Age 15: 'Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!'"

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