Her jokes

How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

Change your name to "Rape."

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.

I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.

Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.

So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.

How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

The lady says, "Come again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.

An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!