Her jokes
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.