Her jokes

Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.

The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"

The second said: "I'd do it for free!"

The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"

The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"

She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"

He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."

A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"

She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.

He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"

"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.

That's what Elliot Rodger did.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Why did the chicken crack the safe?

To get to her nest egg.

If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?

mummy

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.