Her jokes

Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.

A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...

"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"