Her jokes

Mama

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Mama

Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.

Mama

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

Woman

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."

Nut

What did the mama nut say to her son?

“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”

Mom

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Friend

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

Robbery

Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.

Funeral

Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

Russia

I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...

Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.

Momma

Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.

Mom

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

Orphanage

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Mom

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!