Her jokes
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.