I lost my job at the bank today. A lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about someone who got fired from their job at a bank. A lady asked them to check her balance. Now, you'd think they'd use a computer or something, right? Nope! This dummy literally pushed the lady over to "check her balance" – get it? Because "balance" also means, like, not falling over. I know it's a stretch, but think about what happened to your mom last Tuesday... and then laugh.
cat/kitten
this one has been used several times but it funny