Her jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Memes
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”