Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Her Jokes
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
Her (DYM 121).
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
