Her jokes

It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.

My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Do you know the teacher that went up into space?

You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycare. 😢😢😢

A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"

My teacher said, "Words don't hurt!"

So I threw my dictionary at her.

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?

Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.