Her jokes
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.