Her jokes
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.