Her jokes

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?

Because she loved raisin' kids!

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.

The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.

Everyone at the Queen's funeral:

Me and the boys getting her reboot card.

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."

Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.