Her jokes

Wife

My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.

Gas Station

A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."

The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"

The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."

Mama

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

Vegan teacher

Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.

Wanda: Ok, Timmy.

Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!

Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.

*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Mama

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Abortion

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

Wife

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

Mom

When you see your mom.

Me: bruh

Her: Are you serious right now bro?

Me: Yeah no shit.

Her: *slaps me*

Ak47

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Mom

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Story

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Teacher

Do you know the teacher that went up into space?

You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."