Her jokes
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.