Her jokes
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance on the cliff, so I pushed her over because I lost my balance!