Her jokes
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.