Her jokes
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.