Her jokes
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.