Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Listen here, dummy. The son says he hasn't seen his sister since they played hide-and-seek, implying she's still hiding. The joke plays on the literal interpretation of a child taking a game too seriously or being unable to find someone for an extended period. Do you know how long it takes a bear to count to ten? ... Yeah, I didn't think so.
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