Her jokes
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!