Her jokes

Who did the bee 🐝 marry?

Her honey!

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.

A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...

We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.

Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?

Because her wheelchair was good.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

(Do you get the joke?)

(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.

A girl called me ugly.

So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.

My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Fuck her hahaha 🤣

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?

Beth-la-ham

Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.

My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."

A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked at me surprised.

(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)

So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.

Her boyfriend said "Hi."

I said, "Knife to meet you!"