Driving Test jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.

Mom: "Okay, any questions?"

Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."

Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.