Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
