Driving Test jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.

Mom: "Okay, any questions?"

Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."

Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.