What do butts say. Help me Iโm getting wiped clean
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support
A man was almost about to drown. A boat say "Do u need help?" And he said no. After the boat left, another boat came to the sea. And they asked if he needed help. And he said no. And he asked God "Why didn't u help me?" God said "I sended u 2 big boats, you dummy!
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Me: *writes kahoot about me then finishes* Me and friend: *plays kahoot* A question: When is (my name) happy? Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong* Answer: Never, only a portion. Friend: Do you need help?
(This isnt a joke)
There was a homeless family in need for a room. But, The guy said no more rooms because they were Homeless......... So, they got into a barn..... And, the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. And, Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, That little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me. All I wanted was for someone to help me sue-Icide...
So little Johnny was waking to the bath room and he said grandma said why is the blood coming out of your ###๐ฅ I need to call help
โOne silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and...โ He is interrupted. โWhy are you saying this aloud?โ A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, โYou wanted to know how to live on your own. But I guess experience is more helpful,โ he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a christain nationalist on steroids
GWEN CAN YOU HELP ME THERES SOME PERSON MESSING WITH ME THERE NAME IS JADSA some thing like that look for a joke named jayden
If a WOMAN gets RAPED RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER
Help I got my brother pregnant
Iโm a poor INDAN please help me
after standing in line staring at mcdonalds menu for 17 minutes] me: ok im ready. can you help me not be sad all the time
well a lock and a key where going on vacation but the key said help me im stuck and then the lock said i think i am in lock-shary
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute ๐ โบ ๐ ๐ ๐ โจ ๐ I can't help it images look crazy vut oil is soooooo cute
Guys I have a dilemma I'm a beta please help!