"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a christain nationalist on steroids
What is it that aπ€ π³ π π a physicality handicapped βΏ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself perform fellatio on a π¨ π¨ π¬ gay man
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
If a WOMAN gets RAPED RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER
You guys are literally mentally ill you should get some help this is so disgusting ew
Guys I have a dilemma I'm a beta please help!
Why cant orphans go on vacation
The last time they did they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out UgH
Prince please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.
Yet I canβt use the "Help yo self" budget.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute π βΊ π π π β¨ π
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny
1.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door. 2.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in! 3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in? 4.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who! 5.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
What did one Koala say to the other?
Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAuuggh!
disabled people can help wold to get printed copy of " LEANING TOWER OF PISA "
exactly leaned at an angle
