Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out, "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?"
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
You can't be short and depressed because you are compressed.
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.
So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
