Height jokes
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
My sister is so short she can't walk.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
I'M SHORTTT!
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
Dwarf Shortage.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.