My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large.
The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.
Why did I trip over your foot ...? .... Because you were so short I couldn’t see you !
What do you call a tall terrorist? Osama Bin Laden.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive💀
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
Why don't dwarfs have cars?: Because they can’t get in the door
im about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?
because he was too short!! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: “Well, I’m not happy”.. Me: Then which one are you?
If you have a GF/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say "Your short lemme add some inches"
what can Jump the highest? Emo kids some are still in the air
why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I'm not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
