Height Jokes

What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9?

a JUMBO shrimp.

What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James

its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice

Yo man, stand up

*short person stands*

No, seriously man, stand up

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.

Why do dwarfs do drugs? To get high

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head

Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder. Midget: Hey! What’s up? Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!

Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors? Because you can’t look up to them

My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?

The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions

Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large.

The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.

I ran into a dwarf and he said: “Well, I’m not happy”.. Me: Then which one are you?

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?

because he was too short!! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment