Height jokes
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Memes
Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
He's a small medium at large.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.