Height jokes
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.