Height jokes
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Memes
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
He's a small medium at large.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.