Height Jokes

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11

Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder in stead of being breastfeed because they are too short

Man: how tall is a penguin?

Bartender: about three foot why?

Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one

Poor car

Your so short, when it rains your the last one to know

Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: please.

Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.

Kid: ever body is hugging

You so tall you can go see God but your so tall your balls got small

your so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime

we used to be the tallest buildings in new york...

then we took an arab to the knee

Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short

Dwarf Shortage

Life is to short, just like me. Get roasted short people.

How tall does the grass grow in germany? Zis high 😂😂😂😂😂

"Mine is 3 inches."

"That's not very lo..."

"From the ground."

An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes. So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady. Like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up perform fellatio

How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.

My friend that use to be married was making jokes about me being short then I told him you're marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal