Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman. They fall from different highest
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said “we will talk about this when we are on the ground”
i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
what is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
a candle or a pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I stood on the edge a building and someone yelled "Do a flip!" .....and I did.
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that's a little con-descending
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder in stead of being breastfeed because they are too short
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
your so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
You so tall you can go see God but your so tall your balls got small
Your so short, when it rains your the last one to know
Women be like don't body shame then goes to body shame men's heights
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
