Height

Height jokes

People

Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?

Because you can’t look up to them.

Man

Yo man, stand up.

*short person stands*

No, seriously man, stand up!

Midget

How do you piss off a midget?

Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.

Momma

Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!

Memes

Friend

My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.

Girl

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Stereotype

A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?

The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.

Friend

"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"

Woman

The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.

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  • Psychic

    Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?

    He's a small medium at large.

    Woman

    If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

    Horse

    What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

    All houses can't jump.

    Milk

    Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

    Mr Smith

    Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?

    Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.

    Dwarf

    I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”

    Me: Then which one are you?