Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: “Well, I’m not happy”.. Me: Then which one are you?
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
