Height jokes
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Memes
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building. Which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions.
"I asked my friend what his height is?" He answered, "I'm sans'sational!"
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
He's a small medium at large.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.