Height

Height Jokes

Plane

What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?

A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.

Dwarf

I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.

Simply because they look up to me.

Dwarf

Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?

Because of his short cummings.

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  • Dwarf

    I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."

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  • Dump

    Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."

    Off the nearby cliff.

    Tampon

    Why don't midgets use tampons?

    Answer: They are always tripping over the string.

    Head

    What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

    Their ankles.

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  • Kangaroo

    Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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  • Doctor

    You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

    Number

    Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?

    Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.

    Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)

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  • Dwarf

    Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

    Friend

    Me: I look up to you.

    Friend: Wow, thanks!

    Me: But in general cuz your so tall.

    Bin Laden

    What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.

    Door

    People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.

    Midget

    Why do women hate having sex with midgets?

    Because of their shortcomings.