My brother called me short and ugly so i called him an ambulance.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 ONEted TWO bring THREE knives FOUR surFIVEal, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hEIGHTed him, and didn’t have beNINE inTENtions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Me: I look up to you Friend: Wow, thanks! Me: But in general cuz your so tall
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on Top of a sky scraper , jump
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.
People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
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what is the most dangerous mountain? kill-a-man-jaro
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were, I responded "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
You can’t be short and depressed cause you are compressed
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes. So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady. Like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Can bees fly higher than Mt.Everest? No? Actually they can. Mt.Everest can't fly.
You raise me up to stand on mountains said the drawf pornstar on my penis
Why am I still alive? Pills give me stomache, blood makes faint, height frightens me...
