Height jokes
I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
What is the tallest building?
A library đ
It has the most stories.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
Memes
I donât like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Why couldnât the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."
Off the nearby cliff.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
The dwarf who couldnât reach the doorbell.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.