Height jokes
I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
What is the tallest building?
A library š
It has the most stories.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
I donāt like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
Memes
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Why couldnāt the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."
Off the nearby cliff.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didnāt have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and itāll make sense. ;)