why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
Me: I look up to you Friend: Wow, thanks! Me: But in general cuz your so tall
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.
People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
what is the most dangerous mountain? kill-a-man-jaro
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were, I responded "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
You can’t be short and depressed cause you are compressed
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Can bees fly higher than Mt.Everest? No? Actually they can. Mt.Everest can't fly.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9?
a JUMBO shrimp.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why am I still alive? Pills give me stomache, blood makes faint, height frightens me...
You raise me up to stand on mountains said the drawf pornstar on my penis
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.
Yo man, stand up
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up
