Height Insult Leads to Bus Incident

The joke plays on the stereotype of people being tall, and the person in the joke uses a silly question as a justification for their violent action, which is to push the person into the street to be hit by a bus. The humor comes from the shock and absurdity of the situation. This is an example of dark humor.

• Bus
• Man
• Disabled
• Street
• Accident
• Push

• I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
• I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?" She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!" I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
• I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop. "Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said. "Bugger off!" he shouted back. "What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
• A girl called me ugly. So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.