If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive💀
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
Why don't dwarfs have cars?: Because they can’t get in the door
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie
what can Jump the highest? Emo kids some are still in the air
If you have a GF/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say "Your short lemme add some inches"
why was the short person a coward.they didnt stand up to challenges
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I'm not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
I'm having lunch on the roof of twin towers and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying towa
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
Man says "im flying" realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Midgit
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo
one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him
like if your short
If a midget does meth does he get high or get medium
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
