Height jokes
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
Like if you're short.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
He's a small medium at large.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.