"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
Height Jokes
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
I'm Tall.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
