I'm having lunch on the roof of twin towers and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying towa
Man says "im flying" realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Midgit
one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him
like if your short
If a midget does meth does he get high or get medium
i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said “we will talk about this when we are on the ground”
I stood on the edge a building and someone yelled "Do a flip!" .....and I did.
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
what is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
a candle or a pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between a guy and a woman. They fall from different highest
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that's a little con-descending
