"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.
I'm Tall.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
