Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Thirsty Midgets
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smart guy. So, midgets are short, right? And drinking fountains are tall. Get it? They can't reach! I know you probably needed me, Explain bear, to come around and help you understand. It's ok, some people are just not as intelligent as the forest animals.