Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Thirsty Midgets
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smart guy. So, midgets are short, right? And drinking fountains are tall. Get it? They can't reach! I know you probably needed me, Explain bear, to come around and help you understand. It's ok, some people are just not as intelligent as the forest animals.