Height jokes
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school? So they can reach the top of the desk.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison?
He's a small medium at large.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.