Height jokes

My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.

Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!

Why did the midget not go to bed?

He couldn't reach the bed.

How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.