My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Height Jokes
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
Dwarf Shortage.
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
