When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flying around about six inches above the water. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal."
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal."
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal."
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal."
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, "if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal."
Then it all happened.
The fly dropped six inches.
The fish came up and caught the fly.
The bear came out and caught the fish.
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich.
The mouse went for the sandwich.
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond.
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: “Well, I’m not happy”.. Me: Then which one are you?
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
