Height jokes
You're so short you could be drowned by heavy rains.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
You are short.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
I remember my grandad's last words: "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
Dwarf Shortage.