Height jokes
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
It's gonna take a step stool to get a blow job.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
I remember my grandad's last words: "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
Dwarf Shortage.
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.