Hearing Jokes

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates

You want to hear some marriage jokes?

Don't worry it's just a couple.

You want to hear a dirty joke?

This guy and this girl were having sex when the guys boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick" His boss replies, "you don't sound sick" The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone

Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.

What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?

Honey, I'm home!

Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

They say he had locomotives.

Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"

Wanna hear a good joke?

My dad’s love for me

So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? ...Actually nah you won't get over it

So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids

Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?

They couldn’t close his casket.

billie: hi

me: you wanna hear a story?

billie: yes sure

me: once upon a time, i ran over your dog last night.

Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first? Jack: Bad News first Mother: I'm dying! Jack: Mother, I said bad news first. Mother: *cries* Jack was never seen again.

did you hear about the light bulb party--- yeah it was pretty lit!

You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.