Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.

Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t

Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right

“wanna hear a construction joke” “yeah sure” “wait im still working on it”

A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little boy says, “That’s my little red race car.” 10 minutes later the boy looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little girl says, "that’s my little red race car garage.” So later that night the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She said yes and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit. Down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor, the mother asks "What happened?” the little girl says, “We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off.”

did you hear about the ninja pedophile no one saw him cuming

Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11? Person 2: No, but’ll probably crash and burn.

Did you hear how Steven Hawkins Died? There was a mix up and he was dropped at pc world instead of A&E!

What do you call a deaf animal? Anything, it can’t hear you.

Did you hear about the guys hole left side got cut off! But he’s all right now

wanna hear a joke about corn

Nevermind it’s too corny

Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Timmy looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car.” They continue on with their bath.

Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Susie looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car garage.” They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, “hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage.”

The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, “what’s wrong?” Lil Susie says, “well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn’t fit so we cut them off.”

Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta a way. Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was a in-pasta

Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.

hey wanna hear a joke?

yeah me too.

How does an American know that his time has come? He starts hearing Vietnamese.

Did you hear the joke about the butter?

What is it?

I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.

Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates

Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep

what does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don’t know its not like they’re gonna hear it anyway.

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