I can hear the whole world booing me
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom. The "p" is silent.
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
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Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" the blind guy responds with "No I don't wanna tell it that many times.
So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Brother: I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help Sister: that’s my fu__ing electric toothbrush Brother: oh, well the offer still stands.
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry it's just a couple.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
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we all hear cause we cut our selfs right i mean JK
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
