Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
WANNA HEAR A FUNNY JOKE: JOHNS LIFE
Did you hear about the man that got fired from is can job? It was soda-pressing
why cant you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
because tye "p"is silent
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
One day a kid walks up to there mom and asks whey is my name daisy? The mom's reply is because when you were born a daisy landed on your head. The second kid asks why is my name butterfly? The mom's reply is because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then you hear ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf. Shut up brick!
