Hearing Jokes

Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)

Hellen Keller once said, ̈love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel ̈ but of course she said it like this ̈fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb ̈

On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they outside my head

What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears? Anything you want — he can’t hear you

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.

Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElive you are eager to hear!🐝 I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝 (Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

Student: Hey! did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?; Teacher: No?; Student: all I can say about it is, Well, Well Well.

did you hear about the person who died? i would tell you about him but he died

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.

1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life