Absent Fatherly Love

Listen up, Dankey Kang, you're about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. This isn't really a joke, more like a sad statement. You see, when someone says "my dad's love for me" and that's the punchline, it implies there isn't any love. Get it? It's like saying "my bank account" and it's empty. This is a classic anti-humor setup because it's not funny, and it hits a little close to home, making it also dark humor. The 'joke' plays on the expected structure, then flips it.