Hearing jokes

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.

A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.

When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!

Want to hear a racist joke?

Donald Trump.

There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)

Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?

It's ok, he didn't either!

I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"

You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Hehehehehe.

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?

I guess he was a little deranged.

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?

Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!

You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.

Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?

It had nine shots and seven chasers!

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

Sorry to hear you feel like poo!

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months.

Worst joke ever.

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.