Hearing jokes
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
Did you hear about how that deaf man got a ticket?
It's ok, he didn't either!
In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"
Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."
Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"
Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"
The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"
The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."
The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"
"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?