Hearing jokes

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Hehehehehe.

Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?

I guess he was a little deranged.

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry to hear you feel like poo!

You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.

Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?

Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!

Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?

It had nine shots and seven chasers!

Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"

Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Poor guy really needs some space.

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months.

Worst joke ever.

Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?

A: Just kitten!

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.