Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say,"I'm inside your home.". I said,"GTFO my hous BICH!"
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
hey i havnt been on fr like 2 months idk who is still on hear or like if everyone left but yuh i just decided to come back Hey.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear "Oi mate talk to me like that again I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim ? She ended up under the doc
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football I hear they have good hang time
