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Bill? Bill?" bill hears faintly in the distance. Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas, I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
wanna hear a joke... idk im too high
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
wanna hear a joke ? no IM already looking at one
Wanna hear a Joke? Just look in the mirror the Jokes there?
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree it left her hanging
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don't worry he was just going through a stage
It's getting near midnight and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn't
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
the pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed. when I was in the shower, i couldn't hear it. Why? because the "p" is silent
The mailman daddy to drop the mail off. Me ( son ) I and tell my mommy daddy home. Mommy tells me you got no daddy, then I say I hear you always call the mailman daddy.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist Clooney? The first day was his hardest
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
When your in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots
