Kid

Your Conscience

Hey, you wanna hear something funny

AN atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Dont trust the internet kids.

Puns

Alicia Yu

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElive you are eager to hear!🐝 I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid… Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

Brother

King of mystery

When your little brother hears noice from tour room and your the only one in it

Tree

SomethingSketchy

When you’re walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming “They’re in the fucking trees!”

Puns

D

Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?

That’s okay. There is really no point to it.

Wife

Om-noctopus

Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?

He totally kilt her.

People

Maverick cessna

Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people’s feet and taking them.

It took my sole

Puns

Chkn Nuget Dino

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Ah, never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Vegetable

Anonymous

Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it’s too corny

Puns

ash

wanna hear a joke about measurment… nevermind it would take to long

People

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu you get what you deserve!

Pterodactyl

Uncle Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

Man

funny-rex

I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there’s a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE’’ but I walked away I knew it was a prank

Hearing

Anonymous

Wanna hear a joke

you

Puns

Anonymous

Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke? He won the No Bell Prize!

Bet

Anonymous

You want to hear a 9/11 joke?

I bet they did to!

Wife

Karl

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders”

Puns

Anonymous

Want to hear a joke huh?

Me…

Guy

Anonymous

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’

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Girl

Anonymous

Do you want to hear three jokes?

Joke Joke Joke

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