Bully: Ur Gay

Me: IM STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN’S PLAN

Bully: * runs away and hears crash*

Wanna hear a joooooooke???

Your life

Do you want to hear a joke about Paper? Never mind its Tear-able

Here are some skeleton jokes
You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn’t tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i’m just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)

Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke…

Butt fuck it

Did you hear the rumors about butter? Nevermind - you shouldn’t spread them

Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.

Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, “Who’s the toughest guy in here?” The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom. Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, “Who’s the toughest guy in here tonight?” The bartender points to the bathroom and says he’s in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, “What happened in there?” Jim smiles and says, “I don’t know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket int the toilet.”

DId you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a sode can? He was lucky it was a soft drink

Want to hear a joke? My life Get it?

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Ah, never mind, it’s too cheesy.

You are about to hear the funniest joke ever

My life

wanna hear a skeleton joke? sorry i don’t have the guts to tell it

wanna hear the car joke. nah it’s to fast for you.

Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop? I think it got lockjaw after that.

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!

Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his whistle and blew his horse

WANNA HEAR A FUNNY JOKE: JOHNS LIFE

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

your life wanna hear a sadder one

my life

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