Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Its fine, he woke up
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can? Good thing it was a "Soft" drink
Wanna hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink
How does an American know that his time has come? He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite? They’re just two week to quit.
- wanna hear a joke about ghosts? - no - THATS THE SPIRIT!
a boy walks in on his parents having sex."What are you doing to my mother?!",the boy screams at his father,and runs out of the room.soon,the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room.They both go running.They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything."What are you doing to my mother?!",the father screams."It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?",says the boy
Did you hear about the four foot tall psychic who escaped prison? He's a small medium at large.
A man wakes up from his operation and the doctor says ‘I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?’ The man says ‘bad’ so the doctor says ‘during the surgery your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man’ the man says ‘what’s the good then?’ And the doctor says ‘I’m picking her up at 7’
When your in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree it left her hanging
Wanna hear a Joke? Just look in the mirror the Jokes there?
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
wanna hear a joke ? no IM already looking at one
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn't
The mailman daddy to drop the mail off. Me ( son ) I and tell my mommy daddy home. Mommy tells me you got no daddy, then I say I hear you always call the mailman daddy.
wanna hear a joke... idk im too high
