Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
Soft Drink Injury
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that "soft drink" is a pun. See, a soda can hitting someone in the head would be less painful if it was a "soft" drink, and "soft drink" is another name for soda. Get it now, dum-dum?