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Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
One day when I driving around our children's school with my wife she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did we hear a loud, long scream.
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll PUNch you with one!
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Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind it’s too Pointless
At least 32 people hear love orphans and hate orphan jokes. And I thank all the people who particapate in this protest
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll PUNch you with one!
wanna hear a joke about measurment... nevermind it would take to long
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco
did u hear that uranus is cracked?
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What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't here there parents.
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Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over hear at a discounted 75 percent off. Customer: Okay? What's the catch. That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top of the line urns and will keep your loved ones remains secure and dry. Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep these have only been used once so it's is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
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So on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky. Dad: aren't the stars just wonderful? I'm not sure, from my angle all I see is clouds. Dad: Well come over hear and take a look. Boy: Damm, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!!! Dad: Well then I guess I will have too make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said... NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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I have a really good joke.
Do u want to hear it?
Oh wait this is a bad joke website.
