Hearing jokes

Did you hear about the octopus who went emo? He sliced all 8 of his wrists.

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

Hear the one about the deaf kid?

He didn't.

Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?

Her sister is a real Dess-ember!

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.

Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)

Wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?

It rocked!

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

Wanna hear a joke...

I don't know, I'm too high.

Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?

America - 8

Ethiopia - didn't.

"Me tells dad joke often."

"I want to hear it."

"Me? You wouldn't get it."