Hearing jokes
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Did you hear about the roofer who went to the doctor? He had shingles.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
I’m about to tell you the funniest joke I heard:
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls emergency services. The operator then hears the problem and says, “Well, let’s make sure he’s dead.” A shot is then heard. The other guy says, “Ok, now what?”
Did you laugh?
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.