Hey girl are you osteoporosis, because your giving me a "Bone" condition
A man once ate the left-side of a person one guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. the man eating him said "No... it's okay he's alright now."
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange š- It takes Vitamin See!
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully of him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying "I fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease. Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
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the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS
Doctor: You should stop masturbating. Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting
Went to the doctor told him Ive been having dreams first about a wigwam then about a teepee he said I was 2 tents
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, jokeās on you! I donāt have a mother. Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
I donāt know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cook book in the womenās sports section
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Whatās the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan? Nothing no one cares how much Lead is in the kids
Police officers hope youāre a criminal. Doctors hope you get sick. Mechanics hope you get car troubles. But only thieves wish you prosperity. Weird?
me explaining the school nurse that ice cant cure everything nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl
