There are 206 bones in the human body 207 when I'm at a nursery
Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimers". The old guy replies "At least I've not got cancer".
why biden not get virus............... He sniff everyone
People say rape is bad, it is because I don't want STD and HIV
Only profession one could have coronavirus and still goes to work is suicide terrorist.
imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "you have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey
i work on medicine my jod is to smell it to see if its bad :)
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body and all that's left I'm afraid is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
why cant a orphan get vaccine. they need parental permission
What do you call black Man having a seizure? Chocolate shake
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat? VEGETABLE OIL!
Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
I think I gave you the corona virus because I can't stop staring a-choo
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe. Me: you should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
What do we want?!
A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!
When do we want it?!
CUNT!!!
