Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Health Jokes
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
Doctor asks his patient, "What is your zodiac sign?"
Patient replies, "Cancer." Doctor says, "What a coincidence!"
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
You're so fat, that you're fat.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
